Poetry

"CILIT BANG - HE SCRUBBED THAT KITCHEN DOWN"

written by: Nick Turk

Okay, now THIS is a true story. 18th March 2006 - I was busy cleaning the kitchen, giving it a good seeing to and making it all sparkly and shiny whilst subsequently listening to the radio. Suddenly Nancy Sinatra's classic song "BANG BANG (My Baby Shot Me Down) came on and I started singing away. Then, with my mind racing I made up the following little ditty, to be sung to the tune of the aformentioned ditty, in honour of the power of Cilit Bang. Free advertising? Well, if anyone from the company is reading this and wants to send me a cheque then send us a message to my Inbox and we'll arrange the postage details...


18TH MARCH 2006
THERE'S A TALE TO BE TOLD OF A FELLA CALLED NICK
HIS KITCHEN WAS AN AWFUL SIGHT
AND SO HE STROVE TO PUT THINGS RIGHT

CILLIT BANG! - HE WASHED IT DOWN

CILLIT BANG! - SUCH FILTH HE FOUND

CILLIT BANG! - FOR JUST UNDER THREE POUNDS

CILLIT BANG! - HE SCRUBBED THAT KITCHEN DOWN...

SO THRU' THE DAY HE FOUGHT THE GRIME
AND SOON THE KITCHEN LOOKED SUBLIME
HIS NEIGHBOURS HEARD HIM LAUGH AND SAY
"THE DIRT AND GREASE JUST WIPES AWAY!

CILLIT BANG! - HE WASHED IT DOWN

CILLIT BANG! - SUCH FILTH HE FOUND

CILLIT BANG! - FOR JUST UNDER THREE POUNDS

CILLIT BANG! - HE SCRUBBED THAT KITCHEN DOWN...

HE WORKED ALL DAY WITH CILIT BANG
IGNORED THE DOORBELL WHEN IT RANG...

THE JOB WELL DONE HE HEAVED A SIGH
AND WIPED THE FINAL SURFACE DRY
FOR NO-ONE COULD BELIEVE THEIR EYES
HE'D BID THE FILTH A LONG GOODBYE

CILLIT BANG! - HE WASHED IT DOWN

CILLIT BANG! - SUCH FILTH HE FOUND

CILLIT BANG! - FOR JUST UNDER THREE POUNDS

CILLIT BANG! - HE SCRUBBED THAT KITCHEN DOWN...