Poetry

the diverting history of sushi shalom

written by: sasha scafead

there once was a cat called sushi shalom
'Bonne chance restaurante' was his only home
day in and day out he'd move about the cooks
purring out loud with his most adorable looks
he'd be looked at with pity
for they thought he wasn't witty
the head chef would cry,'feedze cat or it will die!'
so they all did as he said,
and would feed sushi in bed
now, sushi was not an ordinary cat,
he could eat and eat but he never got fat.
he would share all his chilly corn and spice
he was so considerate and would share with the mice
but one fine day sushi lost his extraordinary power
he suddenly got so fat he couldnt walk out the door!
his poor poor tummy got way too sore.
it burst out in a triffy and sushi was gone in a jiffy
this was the end of an amazing cat.
a cat none other then sushi shalom..