Prose
On Dating
written by: alf hickey
Online dating is ok as long as the marriage and sex is online too. I mean following Western positivist sterility, from John Calvin's mechanical retentive world, this would make sense
: )
Like our artificial society doesn't allow for real relationships , there might be a need for an artificial solution for this artificial situation.
Singles don't like what's out there.
Even when they do they are unattainable.
When they are attainable they get divorced anyway, because they they don't like what they got.
But we do like money.
We don't need viagra, prozac or zoloft or duramine or regaine or plastic surgery. What we need is a drug that makes everyone look beautiful and with a great personality- A drug that artificially simulates Jesus' goggles. Tim Robbins was close to it, but this only solved the fat person issue, probably because of his ice creams.
The solution is, make a drug that swaps the neuronal connections we have for desiring money, with those for desiring people.
Before you say this is stupid, the bible says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. So what say the love of money became the love of people or even God. WOW !!!
I mean in Australia we try this artificial substitute, we call it beer or liquor. Its also nightclubs with darkness and clothes.
We could all become evangelicals, but then we'd judge people for even more than their physical status, we'd judge them for their mind, for being honest, for being a failure, for being anything, that we were not, and even for what we are, because they're a proud us and them mob of leader worshipping brainless twits.
Or we could become Christians, who love people freely, because the grace given us by Jesus, means we have nothing of our own. Its only Jesus, not our proud understanding of scripture, but the love of God in our hearts, not being positive for show or pride to fit in with a clone group, but humble. because the scriptures tell us how far from God we all are and how close He is to us.
Maybe then, we wont need to date, we'll love people, even more than a husband for a wife, like the scripture, says, some brothers have a love greater than that of a man for a woman and they're not gay !
Could dating be sin, because it reveals that we don't already love people equally ? Men and Women Alike ? That it reinforces sin, maybe even like our marriages that result from it- shock horror- oh never- marriage sin ?
I mean the test of marriage might be, do you find that wrinkly dying partner with a colostomy bag or catheter later to be a sex Goddess ?
After taking the "servant beauty drug," maybe then we will be able to treat each other like Jesus and not have to play the pretention game of boundaries and ego or other wankism, but be in and with Jesus through His Spirit.
The Drug might be called SAVIOUR !
We don't need viagra, prozac or zoloft or duramine or regaine or plastic surgery. What we need is a drug that makes everyone look beautiful and with a great personality- A drug that artificially simulates Jesus' goggles. Tim Robbins was close to it, but this only solved the fat person issue, probably because of his ice creams.
The solution is, make a drug that swaps the neuronal connections we have for desiring money, with those for desiring people.
Before you say this is stupid, the bible says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. So what say the love of money became the love of people or even God. WOW !!!
I mean in Australia we try this artificial substitute, we call it beer or liquor. Its also nightclubs with darkness and clothes.
We could all become evangelicals, but then we'd judge people for even more than their physical status, we'd judge them for their mind, for being honest, for being a failure, for being anything, that we were not, and even for what we are, because they're a proud us and them mob of leader worshipping brainless twits.
Or we could become Christians, who love people freely, because the grace given us by Jesus, means we have nothing of our own. Its only Jesus, not our proud understanding of scripture, but the love of God in our hearts, not being positive for show or pride to fit in with a clone group, but humble. because the scriptures tell us how far from God we all are and how close He is to us.
Maybe then, we wont need to date, we'll love people, even more than a husband for a wife, like the scripture, says, some brothers have a love greater than that of a man for a woman and they're not gay !
Could dating be sin, because it reveals that we don't already love people equally ? Men and Women Alike ? That it reinforces sin, maybe even like our marriages that result from it- shock horror- oh never- marriage sin ?
I mean the test of marriage might be, do you find that wrinkly dying partner with a colostomy bag or catheter later to be a sex Goddess ?
After taking the "servant beauty drug," maybe then we will be able to treat each other like Jesus and not have to play the pretention game of boundaries and ego or other wankism, but be in and with Jesus through His Spirit.
The Drug might be called SAVIOUR !
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