Prose

Doggy Darko

written by: mephisto

once upon a dopeshit there was this dog that looked too gangster he was a rottweiler so he ate some cheese therefore the owner kicked him out and beat his ass,treated him like a total African Zimbabwean slave and avoided his canine loyalty and his puppy faced sorrows. the dog got eventually abandoned and no one went near it cuz rottweilers look hard core. people saw him they freaked the fuck out because rotweilers look vicious and so did he but only in the facial aspect,theres doggy rhumours that he had the cuttest butt,but he didnt care about that kinda stuff he wanted food. His senses were twisted so instead of smelling fear he smelled loyalty on others and tilted his head down looking at the floor out of respect every time he came across a pedestrian. because loyalty he respected the most.
the more sheer terror there was in the air, more there was a bloodbath and he happen to be passing by, the more loyalty he smelled and tilted his head down and thought of 'respect'. and even when pedestrian felt respect for him he also smelled respect.
he had no trouble finding food or else he will be tilting his head up and following people night and day until one day crossing the road he got accidentally owned by an airplane that crashed on his head and passed away than woke up on gangster paradise where they liked him a lot and fed him lots and lots of of cheese and pet his head once in awhile which he really liked so it all worked out dopeshit after all :)